People often* ask me how I got the nickname Rebel. Well, gentle reader it's because of days like today:
I am NOT going to take a shower this morning!
That's right ladies and gentlemen. I've been taking 2-3 showers a day for I don't know how long and I'm done.** I am just not going to take a shower this morning. I've put on my shorts & tank*** top and I'm on my way.
FIGHT THE MAN!****
TAG: Code Bananas
* and by 'often' I mean 'never'
** I will probably take a shower as soon as I get home.
*** and swimsuit, as I'm headed to the beach right now.
**** I have no idea who 'the man' is.